See Also:. 'As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump.'

-Lisa Simpson, on cleaning up the mess left by Donald Trump after becoming president herself, in an episode that aired in 2000 ': 'Not Racist, But #1 With Racists' -a new logo for Fox News featured in an episode of 'The Simpsons' 'Fox News: 'Unsuitable For Viewers Under 75' -a new logo for Fox News featured in an episode of 'The Simpsons' Bart Simpson: 'Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing?' Grampa Simpson: 'I figured because the democrats were in power again.' A mock FOX News crawl on 'The Simpsons': 'Pointless news crawls up at 37 percent. Do Democrats cause cancer? Find out at Foxnews.com. Rupert Murdoch: Terrific Dancer. Dow down 5000 points.

Grampa Simpson runs for president The concern, as articulated by his Democratic rivals and a wave of harsh online commentary, is that Biden sees contemporary America through a.

Study: 92 percent of Democrats are gay. JFK posthumously joins Republican Party. Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple. Dan Quayle: Awesome.' 'Ironic, isn't it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail.

That's democracy for you.' Burns 'An election!? That's one of those deals where they close the bars isn't it?' -Barney Gumbel 'Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they?' –Homer Simpson 'This doesn't happen in America.

Maybe Ohio, but not America,' –Homer Simpson, after being thwarted by an electronic voting machine in his attempt to vote for 'Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way.' –Homer Simpson 'I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans.' –Ned Flanders Todd Flanders: 'Daddy, what do taxes pay for?'

Ned Flanders: 'Oh, why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine! And let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em!' Burns, convening a meeting at the Springfield GOP Headquarters: 'Welcome fellow Republicans. To start on new business, brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after Ronald Reagan.' Hibbert: 'All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagan. The Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan.'

Krusty the Clown, announcing his candidacy for: 'Gentlemen, I am your candidate. There's just one thing. Are you guys any good at covering up youthful, middle aged indiscretions?'

Burns: 'Are these indiscretions romantic, financial or treasonous?' Krusty: 'Russian hooker, you tell me.' Burns: 'We'll say you were on a fact finding mission.' 'Marge, I agree with you - in theory. In theory, communism works.Homer Simpson Grampa: 'Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.

I am not a crackpot.' Grampa: 'Thank you for this award.

It is a tribute to this great country that a man who once took a shot at Teddy Roosevelt could win back your trust.' A political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!' –Lisa Simpson Reporter: 'Welcome to Fox News, your voice for evil.

Tonight we'll be interviewing the top two candidates for Springfield's 24th congressional district. For the Republicans, beloved children's entertainer, Krusty the Clown. And for the Democrats, this guy.' Armstrong: 'I have a name.' Reporter: 'Yes, I'm sure you do comrade.

I do appreciate you're being here, you're usually so mired in sleaze, it must be an effort to come down to the studio.' In the Simpsons episode 'The Day the Earth Was Stupid,' a spoof of 'The War of the Worlds,' two aliens talk to each other after launching an invasion and occupation of Springfield and the rest of the planet: 'The Earthlings continue to resent our presence,' one alien says. 'You said we'd be greeted as liberators!' 'Don't worry, we still have the people's hearts and minds,' the other alien replies, holding up a heart and a brain. 'My piggybank is not entitled to TARP funds.' –Bart Simpson chalkboard gag 'The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with 'hail Satan.' ' –Bart Simpson chalkboard gag 'I will not plant subliminAL messaGOREs.'

–Bart Simpson chalkboard gag. This endorsement of Al Gore just prior to the 2000 election made reference to the 'subliminal message' claim during the campaign, in which the word 'RAT' briefly appeared in a GOP commercial while Democrats were being mentioned 'I am not the acting president.'

–Bart Simpson chalkboard gag, which aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election 'It's potato, not potatoe.' –Bart Simpson chalkboard gag, poking fun at infamous misspelling of potato 'The president did it is not an excuse.' –Bart Simpson chalkboard gag, which aired a day after Bill Clinton was impeached 'No one cares what the definition of 'is' is.'

–Bart Simpson chalkboard gag, which was a reference to Bill Clinton's famous quote during the Monica Lewinsky scandal 'I am not smarter than the president.' –Bart Simpson chalkboard gag, referring to President George W. Bush 'I will not buy a presidential pardon.' –Bart Simpson chalkboard gag, which was a reference to the controversy surrounding the last-minute pardons issued by on his last day in office 'I will not scare the vice president.' –Bart Simpson chalkboard gag, which was a reference to Vice President Dick Cheney's heart condition Next.

Old Incompetent Hero “I fell 8,000 feet onto a pile of jagged rocks! Of course, folks were tougher in those days. I was jitterbugging that very night.„ Abraham Simpson explaining to his son what happened to his fall at the Murderhorn following of C.W McAllister's betrayal.Abraham Jebediah 'Abe' Simpson II, often known simply as Grampa, is a fictional character in the animated television series, The Simpsons. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and he is also the patriarch of the, the father of, and the grandfather of,. In the 1000th issue of Entertainment Weekly, Abe was selected as the Grandpa for 'The Perfect TV Family.Abe is a veteran of both World War I (by enlisting as a toddler) and World War II, who was later sent to the Springfield Retirement Castle by Homer.

He is known for his long, rambling stories and incompetence. He shares his name with Matt Groening's grandfather.

However, Groening says he refused to name him, leaving it to other writers to choose a name. By coincidence, the writers chose the name Abraham.Role in The SimpsonsAbraham Simpson is the father to Homer Simpson, father-in-law to Marge Simpson and grandfather to siblings Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson and Maggie Simpson. Abe has also fathered two illegitimate children; a daughter named Abbie by a British woman named Edwina while in England during World War II, and by a carnival prostitute. Abe has an older brother named Cyrus, who lives in Tahiti and has multiple native wives.

He also has a younger brother named Chet, who owns an unsuccessful shrimp company. Abe was briefly married to Amber, the same woman Homer married on a drinking binge in Las Vegas. Abe has also been briefly married to 's sister, Selma Bouvier, though Homer was against it, and was once romantically linked to Marge's mother,.Almost all of Abe's biographical information is supplied by himself.

Many of his stories seem to be wildly inaccurate, often physically or historically impossible, and occasionally inconsistent even with each other, suggesting that Abe is quite senile. It is unknown where Abe was born.

He claims that he came to America as a boy from the 'Old country', but he cannot remember which country it was. Abe was raised in New York City with his parents, Orville J. Simpson and Yuma Hickman.Abe is a veteran of World War II, where he served as Master Sergeant of the Flying Hellfish unit. At the very end of war in Europe, Abe's unit 'liberated' a stash of priceless art from surrendering German forces. The Flying Hellfish formed a tontine, and buried the art in a trunk at sea. Decades later, Montgomery Burns, the second surviving member of the unit, tried to murder Abe in order to get the art, prompting Abe to violate the tontine. When Abe and Bart retrieved the art from Mr.

Burns, the State Department arrived to give the art to their rightful owner.Homer's mother, was married with Abe for several years. She became entranced with the hippie lifestyle after seeing Joe Namath's hair on television. She became a fugitive from justice after she abetted in the sabotage of a biological weapons research lab owned by Mr.

Tomb raider 3 aldwych ornate star. To explain this to his then-six-year-old son, Abe said that Mona died while Homer was at the movies.